
Apple announces Worldwide Developers Conference for June 5th
New OS versions and possibly the AR/VR headset
Apple has officially set the date for its Worldwide Developers Conference (WWDC) 2023, which will be held on June 5th, 2023.

Apple’s overpriced cheese grater will not allow graphics upgrades
Does not look like you can upgrade anything on the thing
Fruity cargo cult Apple does not look like it will be allowing businesses who have shelled out up to $50,000 on its Mac Pros to carry out GPU upgrades.

Apple works out more ways to mess up its Mac Pro
Why not solder in the RAM?
After Apple turned its Mac Pro into a giant $6000 cheese grater, we have been waiting to see how the fruity cargo cult could mess up its flagship product even further.

Apple schedules an event for March 8th
Titled "Peek Performance"
Apple has scheduled its next livestreamed event for March 8th, where the company is expected to announce a new iPhone SE, an updated iPad Air, and possibly give a peek on its upcoming Mac Pro.

Apple fanboys want Intel 12th generation chips
At least those who know a bit about PCs
While Jobs Mob does not want to flog a Mac with one of Intel's 12th-generation Core processors, there is support amongst those fanboys who know about PCs to make it happen.

AMD launches Radeon Pro W6000X series GPUs for Apple Mac Pro
Including a dual-GPU Radeon Pro W6800X Duo
AMD has brought a big update to the Apple Mac Pro system by introducing the new Radeon Pro W6000X series graphics cards, with all three SKUs, the Radeon Pro W6900X, Radeon Pro W6800X, and the Radeon Pro W6800X Duo, based on the RNDA2 Navi 21 GPU.

Apple admits its giant cheese grater is a bit of a power hog
Also warns that you could end up with a slower computer
Fruity cargo cult Apple has issued some specs of its expensive giant cheese grater Mac Pro and has made the mistake of being a little too honest about what the $6,000 machine can do.

Trump says Mac Pro will suffer from tariffs
Will be even more expensive
US President Donald [Prince of Orange ] Trump has decided that the US flagship of corporate capitalism Apple will have to pay tariffs on Mac Pro parts made in China.

Apple comes up with a $6,000 cheese grater
Design is something for other people
The fruity cargo cult Apple, which used to be known for its design over substance, has come up with a new Mac Pro design which looks like a cheese grater.

2013 Mac Pro won't be updated until next year
Commitment to being cutting edge
Apple’s determination to be at the cutting edge of computing has been highlighted by its commitment to keep its Mac Pro up-to-date.