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The New York Times leaves Apple News
Published in News
Tuesday, 30 June 2020 11:16

The New York Times leaves Apple News


Realises that they want too much money

Founder member of the Tame Apple Press, the New York Times, has just realised that working with its favourite company is not the dream job it anticipated.

New York Times says don’t upgrade your iPhone
Published in News
Wednesday, 18 September 2019 10:47

New York Times says don’t upgrade your iPhone


The structure of the universe has changed

After years of wetting its pants with excitement every time a new iPhone comes out, the New York Times is telling its readers it is pointless to upgrade to the new iPhone.

New York Times seems to be supporting Facebook
Published in News


Hides anti-Google ranters pro-Facebook bias

Apple’s favourite newspaper, the New York Times, has published anti-Google rants from those who represent Facebook.

Apple falls out with New York Times
Published in News
Friday, 22 March 2019 12:37

Apple falls out with New York Times


Apple’s unpaid “press office” refuses to support Apple news

For years the New York Times has bolstered the fruity cargo cult Apple by providing it with free advertising. But now that appears to be coming to an end.

Apple to censor "fake news"
Published in News
Tuesday, 14 February 2017 11:40

Apple to censor "fake news"


Rant: Keeping the press tame 

Fruity tax-dodging cargo-cult Apple claims that it is working to defeat all that nasty fake news that is out there, but there is a very real possibility that it will use the system to censor any media organisations which are not card carrying members of the Tame Apple Press.

Apple slammed in age discrimination row
Published in News
Monday, 05 September 2016 12:47

Apple slammed in age discrimination row


Turned down its own elite engineer

Fruity tax-dodger Apple has found itself in the middle of an age discrimination row after it turned down a 54-year-old to work as one of its pixies at an Apple store.

New York Times damns iWatch
Published in IoT
Monday, 15 June 2015 16:36

New York Times damns iWatch


Writing is on the wall after Apple loses key Ally

In a sign that the end is near for the iWatch, the New York Times has admitted that it is rubbish.

Iranian cyberwar is a US right wing myth
Published in News
Friday, 24 April 2015 12:50

Iranian cyberwar is a US right wing myth


Which is a female moth

Claims that Iran has been conducting a cyberwar against the United States have been greatly exaggerated by US conservatives.

Thursday, 06 October 2011 13:46

Press less enthusiastic over Apple

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Now that Jobs is gone
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As shares tank