Realises that they want too much money
Founder member of the Tame Apple Press, the New York Times, has just realised that working with its favourite company is not the dream job it anticipated.
The structure of the universe has changed
After years of wetting its pants with excitement every time a new iPhone comes out, the New York Times is telling its readers it is pointless to upgrade to the new iPhone.
Hides anti-Google ranters pro-Facebook bias
Apple’s favourite newspaper, the New York Times, has published anti-Google rants from those who represent Facebook.
Apple’s unpaid “press office” refuses to support Apple news
For years the New York Times has bolstered the fruity cargo cult Apple by providing it with free advertising. But now that appears to be coming to an end.
Rant: Keeping the press tame
Fruity tax-dodging cargo-cult Apple claims that it is working to defeat all that nasty fake news that is out there, but there is a very real possibility that it will use the system to censor any media organisations which are not card carrying members of the Tame Apple Press.
Turned down its own elite engineer
Fruity tax-dodger Apple has found itself in the middle of an age discrimination row after it turned down a 54-year-old to work as one of its pixies at an Apple store.
Writing is on the wall after Apple loses key Ally
In a sign that the end is near for the iWatch, the New York Times has admitted that it is rubbish.
Which is a female moth
Claims that Iran has been conducting a cyberwar against the United States have been greatly exaggerated by US conservatives.
Now that Jobs is gone
As shares tank