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Netflix says no thanks to $3,500 Apple specs that nobody wants
Published in IoT

Apple’s Vision Pro VR headset is a waste of everyone’s cash

Netflix is everywhere. It's on your phone, computer, and game console, even on the old Nintendo Wii, but it will not be on Apple's pricey Vision Pro VR headset.

Apple's bizarre AR and VR rules
Published in IoT
Wednesday, 10 January 2024 12:33

Apple's bizarre AR and VR rules

Don’t call them Vision Pro apps

Fruity cargo cult Apple is trying to slap some daft rules on those who want to release apps for its overpriced Vision Pro’s visionOS.

Apple looks to another company to provide it with AR tech
Published in AI

Help we are running out of ideas

While the Tame Apple Press is doing its best to advertise Job’s Mob’s overpriced VR specs which will be apparently released next year, the company has rushed out and bought some existing tech.

Apple Vision Pro is an expensive step in the right direction
Published in Mobiles

Analyst view: Starting at $3499

Apple has finally acknowledged that it has been working for years on the eXtended Reality product. XR is a collaborative term that unifies an Augmented and Virtual reality device under one umbrella. Apple’s announcement shared sufficient details to create excitement around VR and give us some idea about the device, but it left some key elements out, including storage options and RAM.

Apple’s headset is going to be an expensive turkey
Published in News

Batteries and wires – it is going to be worse than even we suspected

The dark satanic rumour mill has manufactured a hell-on-earth yarn claiming that $3000 Apple’s new VR glasses will be even more useless than hardened cynics like us could imagine.

Apple AR/VR headset will have an external battery
Published in IoT

Streamlined, they have heard of it

In a move which will surprise many who are impressed by Apple's design chops, news has emerged that its coming VR headset will need an external battery pack which is the size of an iPhone. If you want to use it for longer than two hours you will have to plug it in -- defeating the product's portable purpose. 

US teens don’t see the point of Virtual Reality
Published in IoT

Better things to do

A new survey from Piper Sandler shows that US teens find Virtual Reality silly.

Tim Cook tries to whip the Apple press to push AR and VR
Published in News

Even if his company’s forthcoming project more doomed than the Titanic

Apple supremo Tim Cook is trying to encourage positive stories about his outfit’s AR and VR gear before its launch on 5 June.

US kid shoots mother for not buying VR machine
Published in News
Tuesday, 06 December 2022 09:26

US kid shoots mother for not buying VR machine

See what happens when fantasy gets out of control?

A 10-year-old boy in Wisconsin has been charged with first-degree reckless homicide after he fatally shot his mother after she refused to buy him a virtual reality headset on Amazon.

Meta mocked for making legs a "feature"
Published in News
Thursday, 13 October 2022 10:36

Meta mocked for making legs a "feature"

Legs are not something to be taken in your stride.

Apparently, the most requested feature for Meta's VR is "legs" and apparently the company is on it.