Claim to have recorded you watching porn

Hackers have launched a new ‘sextortion’ scam in which they terrify victims by claiming to have recorded them watching porn.

You probably were not expecting this

A team of Oxford boffins took time out from their busy schedule of curing cancer, building rocket cars and finding a genetic cure for the plague to prove that internet filters do not stop people watching porn.

Add VR to a long list of technology which depended on the porn industry

The much touted VR industry has been slow in coming and any wide scale adoption has been thanks to the porn industry taking a missionary position for the tech. 

Say what you like about IS, they are open minded about porn

The question of how many members of the Islamic State Death cult follow Islamic moral codes has been thrown into question by the discovery of a laptop by one of the IS wives packed with porn.

End to encryption and a porn licence

The UK government is planning to enact a daft batch of Internet reform which will require people to register at the post office if they want to access porn sites.

Made him millions

A law school graduate told a court that he discovered a wizard wheeze to make a lot of cash fast which involved accusing people who used the internet of downloading illegal porn

Skynet gets Smut algorithm

Troubled search engine outfit Yahoo has been spending its money developing an algorithm which can spot porn at 20 paces.

Not something to be Cavalier about

The UK government is carrying on its quest to drag the UK to the Victorian era by insisting the p*rn sites force users to confirm that they are old enough to watch the stuff.

Stop what you’re doing…No, not that

Prepared to be blackmailed