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Gates admits he was a bit naïve about antitrust things
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More regulation is coming he warns

Former Microsoft boss and now a sworn enemy of the mosquito, Bill Gates said he was naive about government scrutiny while  running Microsoft and warned the chance of Big Tech antitrust regulation is “pretty high”.

Russian trolls gunning for Gates now
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Tuesday, 14 April 2020 12:11

Russian trolls gunning for Gates now


Apparently he is responsible for 5G, the Corona Virus and your mother

Russian trolls are clearly behind a campaign to blame former software king of the world, and sworn enema of the mosquito, Bill Gates for the coronavirus.

Gates blasts Trump in TED talk
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Wednesday, 25 March 2020 12:07

Gates blasts Trump in TED talk

Turns out he was right all the time

Five years after Bill Gates warned the world that it was not ready for a pandemic, the former Microsoft CEO has said “I told you so” during an hour-long TED broadcast.

Bill Gates quits Microsoft
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Monday, 16 March 2020 10:59

Bill Gates quits Microsoft


More time to fight the mosquito

Microsoft’s software King of the World, Sir William Gates III, has abdicated from his throne at Microsoft to devote more time to fighting his sworn enemy, the mosquito and other good works.

Gates says electric cars face major obstacle
Published in Transportation
Tuesday, 18 February 2020 10:44

Gates says electric cars face major obstacle


Even if he just bought one

Software King of the World Sir William Gates III has revealed that he has bought his first-ever electric car, the Porshe Taycan, but thinks there is still a major obstacle for them.

Bill Gates is not buying a super yacht
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Tuesday, 11 February 2020 10:07

Bill Gates is not buying a super yacht


Bizarre rumour debunked

Over the weekend the interweb tubes were blocked by a story that software King of the World Sir William Gates the III was splashing out on a huge hydrogen-powered superyacht which has turned out to be totally made up.

Gates warns that breaking up big tech will not stop them
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Better to regulate

Software King of the World Microsoft co-founder Sir William Gates III said governments should not waste time trying to break up Big Tech companies as that is unlikely to stop them.

Bill Gates says he has never got over one mistake
Published in Mobiles


We missed doing an Android

Software King of the World, and sworn enemy of the mosquito, Bill Gates, says he never has really got over his biggest mistake.

Bill Gates put $200 million down the loo
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Thursday, 08 November 2018 11:49

Bill Gates put $200 million down the loo


Saving the world by waving poo

Bill Gates appeared on stage with a jar of human waste, said he spent $200 million over seven years funding sanitation research and showcased some 20 novel toilets in a speech which was certainly different from his normal presentations .

Super Gates takes on AI
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Thursday, 02 June 2016 11:21

Super Gates takes on AI


When he is not fighting evil mosquitoes

When he is not battling the evil mosquito, Sir William Gates III is apparently working on AI in his secret lab.